I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
- me: [walking past book store]
- me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
- mom: no
(Source: rejective)
at what age do i just magically turn hot
(Source: vanitytides)
(Source: trulyobsolete)
(Source: mariannapaige)
Restraining yourself from making inappropriate jokes in a new friendship because you don’t know if they’ll laugh or start running away
(Source: anthonyedwardstarks)
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
Played 263 times
Just for the record, the weather today
is slightly sarcastic with a good chance of
A. indifference or B. disinterest in what the critics say
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